Introducing MC Dracula

funk master Dracula
hyper spectacular
movie-film bloodsucker
vagabond anti-garlic trucker
I aint one to be messed around
just cos you can’t bury me underground
cos i’m eternal
and have fangs
hangin around in gangs
thirsting for colgate tooth paste
I’m not one to waste
cos i’m bio green
like the hulk
I rap in bulk
its the vampire way
and I’m here to stay
who rah
older than the oldest star
I make the Bulrog look like a teddy bear
just cos I got an evil stare
aint no thing fazes me
cos I can turn into a bat
and then a man with a bowler hat
I play chess with death
and win
every time without fail
like a golgamoth killer whale
Rabbid sea mariner submersible urchin
and it don’t need to rhyme
it don’t need to sync
or emancipate
just investigate my name
on wikipedia
facebook, myspace, twitter but don’t get bitter
at my popularity
I’m only painting clarity
of a relevant vampire
on the wings of desire
owning the night
borne to fright