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First play this:



Then at around 38 seconds, press play on this:
Simian Mobile Disco - Cruel Intentions (Joker Remix)
[headphones required]




I know you're shaking your head and its been ten seconds. Your displeasure is palpable. And worse your indifference. But that's OK. It does not have soul. Or sincerity. It does have bass though. And wobble.

..Maybe rumbles rival fragility; replace vulnerability and with an audible equivalent of dutch courage. The gobby 21st century edition of Wall of Sound. Hurrah noise.

See this for more details:

Major Lazer - Keep it Goin' Louder (Diplo Remix)